Christmas Newsletter – It’s a cracker!
Answers to our (terrible!) jokes:
1. Because he comes down chimneys when he’s got Claus-trophobia!
2. A Christmas Quacker!
3. No, he was Elf-taught!
4. Frostbite!
5. By icicle!
6. Deep pan, crisp and even!
7. A mince spy!
8. Tinselitis!
9. He got 24 days!
10. Jungle bells! (and King Kong merrily on high!)